OVERVIEW

Yo, check it out! In this game, you gotta use your mic to cuss out this witch, or else you’re toast! But hey, if your mom’s around, you can turn that feature off. Just remember to wear headphones, ’cause your character’s gonna do the swearing for you, and you don’t wanna get grounded, right?

You’ll explore some rad places like yurts in the Qazaq steppe and a post-Soviet apartment. And there’s more cool spots to discover, trust me, they’re totally lit!

You’ll learn some wild stuff along the way, like what camels dig, how to sew like a boss, and even how to ride a horse. Plus, you’ll get to chat about deep stuff like philosophy while having a blast. You may also be interested in the game Vellum.

Oh, and don’t forget about cooking up some beshbarmak – that’s a major secret you gotta uncover! And there are some epic riddles to solve, straight from the heart, dude.

While you’re at it, figure out why this witch is messing with you. Maybe Alsou can help, but you two are just friends, okay? Nothing more!

And remember, use that mic to unleash a storm of curses on the witch. Or if you’re not feeling it, you can use a keyboard or gamepad instead. 

This game’s like a walk in the park, with hidden goodies and a killer storyline. So buckle up, ’cause you’re in for a wild ride!

DOWNLOAD INSTRUCTIONS

1. Click the Download button below and you’ll be redirected.
2. Wait for 5 seconds and then click the blue ‘download now’ button to start the download.
3. Once the download is complete, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to Fuck You Witch” (You’ll need 7-Zip, available here).
4. Open the game, and run the exe application.
5. Enjoy playing! Remember to run the game as an administrator. If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check for a Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all the programs it contains.

HOW TO FREE DOWNLOAD FUCK YOU WITCH?

Left-click the download button below to start getting a direct link. This is the whole game – the full version. Remember to run the game as an administrator.

: NOTICE :

The game is ready to play, no need to install it. If you encounter missing dll errors in the game, find the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install DirectX, vcredist, and other programs inside. Check the ‘HOW TO RUN GAME!!.txt’ file for extra help. Always run the game as an administrator to save progress. Disable your antivirus before extracting the game to avoid it removing cracked files.

Are you looking for additional assistance? Check out our FAQ page for answers to common questions and solutions to frequent issues. Click here.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

• Needs a 64-bit computer and system.
• OS: Windows 10, 11.
• Processor: Intel® i5-3570K 3.4 GHz 4 Core™ / AMD FX-8350 8 3.5GHz 8 Core™.
• Memory: 8 GB RAM.
• Graphics:  GeForce® GTX 1050 2GB / AMD Radeon R7 370 4GB.
• DirectX: Version 12.
• Storage: 12 GB available space.

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