Bro, welcome to Uncle Chop’s Rocket Shop, where you can fix up your busted spaceships in this insane roguelike simulator. But, warning: this genre’s so untested it’s like flying blind, so if you’ve got tentacles instead of arms or can’t handle dying like a noob every 5 minutes, this isn’t for you. Side effects may include improved reading skills when under pressure and maybe…developing a weird thing for furries. Who knows, but you’ve been warned!
So, you’re Wilbur. Stuck on a junkyard asteroid in some forgotten corner of space, barely scraping by fixing ships to keep up with those sky-high rent bills from Uncle Chop, your creepy corporate overlord. Everyone else out here is off doing wild stuff—like worshipping insane space gods, feeding garbage to black holes, digging forever for some mythical treasure, or even mind-controlling donut shop workers. But not you, no. You’re just trying to get by, one broken ship at a time, fixing the galaxy’s messes and praying you don’t get eaten by space zombies on your lunch break. You may also be interested in the game Overthrown.
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