Yo dude, the name's Travis Touchdown! Buckle up, 'cause here's how my epic journey kicked off. So, I was chillin’ at the bar with this smokin’ hot chick, just having a blast, and next thing I know, I’m ranked #11 in the UAA (United Assassins Association) with ten lame-o’s standing between me and being #1.
I got my trusty beam katana in one hand to slice through the small fries, and the other hand ready to hold my girl once I claim the top spot as the worst assassin the world’s ever seen. It's gonna be a long road, but this all-American otaku ain't stopping until he’s #1, bro!
No More Heroes just got an HD upgrade, so get ready to slice through tons of foes and face off against rival pro killers with a major attitude as you carve your way to the top.
But it’s not all just slashing and dashing! When you’re not battling for your life, you’ll be doing part-time jobs to grab new gear, leveling up for the next fight, and cruising around Santa Destroy on your rad motorbike. You may also be interested in the game Fog Of War: Book One.
Burn some serious rubber through the coastal city of Santa Destroy on Travis’ ride, the Schpeltiger! Unlock a sick arsenal of pro-wrestling moves—like Power Bombs and Brain Busters. Unleash the wicked Dark Side to crush the competition and show them who’s boss! Get the hang of a combat system that's easy to learn but deep like a deep-dish pizza.
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